In sfarsit s-a inventat. Ma uitam in jur si ma speriam de atata intelepciune. Stirea ma linisteste putin.
"Tired of idiots? If you can't beat them, join them using the MinusIQ pill, which permanently lowers your intelligence quotient."
Cine nu s-a saturat de prosti? Este plina lumea de ei. De ce ar fi necesar sa ne alaturam si noi?
"Why should I consider lowering it, you might ask? Because life is easier and the world is a much happier place when you're dumb," says Cornelius Grouppe, a neurologist and senior research chemist at Sleepthinker. (While this man is an actor, Sleepthinker is a real-life London-based creative production company).
Grouppe recommends lowering your IQ to 70, which still enables you to "tie your shoelaces and write an average rap song."
OK. Te mai duce capul sa scrii un rap, dar ce te faci cu reactiile adverse?
Side effects — including disliking people of other races, sexual orientations and "basically anyone different from you" — won't be much of a problem because your lower-IQ self will now be part of the majority, Grouppe says, adding: "The world's a much brighter place when you're not too bright for it."
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Articolul a fost publicat pe Mashable.com si transmite o ironie subtila. DAR DACA TOTUSI S-A INVENTAT SI SE ADMINISTREAZA DEJA "ALESILOR" DIN CLADIREA ACEEA URIASA SI HIDOASA? GLUMA, GLUMA, DAR DACA ...